A Funny American Map

It's said that this map is for American middle school students to learn geography

1, There be bigfoot:
Bigfoot is described in reports as a large ape-like creature, ranging between 1.8–3.0 m tall, weighing in excess of 230 kg, and covered in dark brown or dark reddish hair. It's reported that they have already been found in the Pacific Northwest region of North America like Washington State. Howevery, nobody could evidence their existences.

2, Gays
California and New York are the only two states in which same sexual marriage are legal

3,Whores and Casinos
Las Vegas in Nevada, that's all

4, Snow and Bears
Alaska, the land bought from Russians and northernmost state in USA, also known for its snowstorm, wild creatures and tasty salmons.

5, Rattlesnakes and Sand
Arizona and New Mexico: The most desolate region in USA, The region in which Americans made the first atomic test in 1944.

6, Cows
Montana: The State in which cowboy lifestyle is still kept.

7, Buffalo
Wyoming: I don't know why a buffalo is correlated with this state

8, Mormons
Utah: Mormon is a sub-religion of Christianity, known as Latter Day Saint movement. Mormons, most of them from Utah, favor plural marriage (soooo disgusting)

9, Moutains
Colorado: The state next to Rocky Mountains, the moutainous state in USA.

10, Mexico
Texas: it was the territory of Mexico until 1836. Around one-fourth citizens are mexicans and speak Spanish

11, Hicks
Oklahoma and Kansas: inland states, this is why there are many less-educated farmers.

12, N-USA
Nebraska: This map was made by a Nebraskan. To his knowledge, only Nebraska can represent USA.

13, Same Goddamn State
North and South Dakota: I don't know why this Nebraskan hates this two neighbouring states so much

14, Canada
Minnesota: the northernmost state in USA(except Alaska) and closest to Canada.

15, Cheese
Wisconsin: The biggest cheese-making base in USA

16, Hicks & Gays
Iowa: I'm speechless

17, KKK
Southeast of America: underworld groups of USA

18, Cuba
Florida: the closest state to Cuba, the only socialistic Country in west hemisphere. This is why there are million of illegal cuban immigrants living in Florida

19, Nothing
Michigan, Ohio, Indiana and Illinois: I have nothing to say as well. Attention!
Don't pronounce the last 's' of 'Illinois'

20, Benjamin Franklin
Pennsylvania: Ben was the representative of PA in The Second Continental Congress, and known as the Father of USA

21, The British
New Hampshire, Maine, Vermont etc: This region is known as The New England. most of their citizens are from Great Britain. They are still speaking British English.

22, Useless
Washinton DC: Obviously, this Nebraskan doesn't like American Government.